my Dad makes dad jokes but because hes a physics teacher theyre not common dad jokes
"hey dad, whats up?"
"Up is a directional vector with no force"
I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re a angry serial killer
drake bell talks a lot of shit for someone who starred in a fairly odd parents movie
i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class
got a message saying ‘dont friendzone me?’
said ‘no problem i’m not even interested in friending you’
isnt he david growl?
david growl from the roof fighters
the only Christmas post that matters
According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.
REBLOGGING FOR THAT GIF OMG
"what music do you like?" is such a stressful question like what do you want to know??? genres?? artists?? albums??? time periods?? 25 most played?? what i’m currently listening to??? what i listen to at different times of the day?? be more specific??????
did i actually save or did i imagine it? better save eleven more times
going to bed late and then realizing you have homework due the next day